Funny Sms, Funny Poetry,funny Jokes,Funny Message

Funny Sms  : 1

ik Admi Talwar Lekar Masjeed Ghaya

Or hawaz De aap Me Kohi Musalman hai

ik Buzarg Bolay me ho

Admi Buzarg ko Bahir lay Gaya Or ik Baqra

 Zebah Kar k De Diya

Per Masjeed ghaya talwar Se Khoon Tapaak Raha 

 taa Pir Bolah Or Kohi Musalmam Hai Hawaz hayi

Molvi Sahab hai 

Molvi Ghosay Se Bola Kamina Joot Bolta hai

Mujay Too Kalma Be Nahi aata

Funny Sms  : 2

Ab Tere Sms Mein Wo Zook-e-Muhabat nahi Rahi

Dost

Lgta hai Tere Sath B Kohi Bachi Set Hogai hai

Funny Sms   : 3

Khudi Ko kar kanjos Itna 

K har Sms Bhejny say Pelay

Service Center Waly Call Kar K Khud Poochen 

Paa g Paki Gal a Bhejna ay

k sending Fail Kariye

Funny Sms : 4

Kitnay Zalim hai Teri Ghali k Bachy

Jan 

Kutaa Pechay Laga k Kety Hai Ashiqu Ki Speed Deko 

Funny Sms  : 5

I Admi Masjid Me Elaan Krne Gaya To Usy Bari Maar Pari

Q K

Waham Mike Me Current Taa

Admi Hath lagaty He Bola Hazraat

O Tohadi Pehn Nu ....:D

Funny Sms   : 6

London K Ajaib Ghar Me 1 Aesa Pajama hai 

Jis Per Bohut Porani Potti K Dhabbe hain 

Jis Per Her Tara Ka Chemical Istimal Ker k Dekh Liya 

Magar Wo  Dhabby Khatam Nahi Hove

Kaha Ye Jata Hai K Ye Wo Pajama Hai Jiss Pehn Kar 

Altaf Bahi 

Karachi Se Bhage Thy

Funny Sms  : 7

2 Arbi 1 Dosray Ko Arbi me Galiyan   De Rahe te 

1 Baluch Qarib Se Guzaty Howy Is K Pass Akar Bola 

Qari Sahab Hamare Leye B Doa Karo

Sardar Funny Jocks  : 8

Sardar: Bv Se Agar Oprtion Me Meri Mout Ho Jaye Tu

Opretion Kernay Wakay Dr : Se Shadi Ker Lena

Bv : Aisy Q Keh Rahy Ho Je ?

Sardar : To Kiya Dr : Ko Maaf Kar Dun