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Shadi Ki taqreeb me ik Pathan Or Panjabi Ik saat qaney Per

Betay howay te 

Qana laya ghaya chawal pe Pora morgha raka howa ta oa Morgha 

Panjabi Ki traaf Para howa ta 

pathan Nay Dish Ko Apni taraf kar liya Panjabi Bola o Khan Sahab ya Kiya kardiya 

Pathan Bola o kafir ka Bacha Morgi Ki Tangay Qeeblay ki Taraaf Tee...

Latest Funny Sms, funny Jokes,

Funny Sms : 1

Meri Her Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena Ye Soch Kar

Dosto

K Tum Khud Kon Se Haji Sanaullah Ho 

Funny Sms  : 2

Tehqiq Se Pata Chala hai Jab Insan Msgs 4Ward 

Karna Shuru Karde To Samjh Jao k 

Us Ki Ghar Ki Light Chali Gayi Hai

Funny Sms : 3

A Romantic Moment

Sahil Per Nojawan Jora Udas Betha Taa

Larki Ne Larkay Ko Kaha Kiya Bat Hai 

Itnay Khamosh Q Ho Tum Bolty Q Nahi 

Larka Khamosh Raha 

Larki Se Bardasht Na Huwa Or Kaha Kohi waja To Batao

Larka Door Samandar K Kinary Per Deknay laga Or 

Phir Kuch Na Bola 

Larki Boli Muje Se Apna Dukh Kiyu Chupa Rahe Ho

Jo Bat Hai Bata Do Jan 

Larkay Ne Apni Palke Jhukai Or 

Rait Per Lika

Gutka Hai Mou Me  :D

Funny Pathan Sms  : 4

Tumhari aad To Mujhe Is Tarha aati Hai

Dost

Jesay Taiz Aandhi Mein Shaaper aate Hain 

Purrrrrrrrrr

Purrrrrrrr

Funny Poetry Sms  : 5

Ishq Me Aksar Ye Anjam Paya Hai 

Hath Pair Toty Mou Sujaya hai 

Hospital Phonchy To Doctor Nay Farmaya Hai

Nurso Phol Barsao Ek or Majno Pit Kar aya Hai 

Funny Poetry  : 6

Love Is Like Pent &Friend Is Like Undarware

B'cz Pent Phat B Jae To Undarware Izat Rak Leti Hai

Think U Bcoz U r My Beat Undarware

Funny Poetry  : 7

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mosam Howa Suhana

wah  wah

Carton Be SMS Parhne lagay Educated Howa Zamana

Funny Sms Funny Poetry  : 8

Girlfriend : Promise Karo K Mujhe Kabi Touch 

Or Kiss K Liye  Majboor Nahi Karo Gay

BoyFrend : Behn Phir Tu Ghar Jao

Meri Be Namaz Ka Wqt Ho Raha hai

Funny Sms  : 9

1 : sahab Ki shadi Nahi Horahi Thi 

Wo Apni Amma k sath Mannat mangne gaya 

Mazaar per Uski Amma Gum Ho gayi 

Sahab : Bola Lo Bahi

Apni To Mili Nahi Abba ki B gayi 

Funny Pathan Sms  : 10

Pathan : Muje Apki Beti Se Shadi Karni Hai

Maldar aadmi : Teri Income To Uske Toliet

Paper b Pora Nahi Kar Sakti

Pathan : Za Chi Domra Ghul Kayi No Biya ye 

Pregda

Funny Goodnight sms : 11

Chand Ka Colour Hai white Raat Ko 

Chamakta Hai Tite

Hamko Deta Hai Mast Lite 

To Mai Kesay so Jao Apko Kahe Bina 

Goodnight

Funny Sms, Funny Poetry,funny Jokes,Funny Message

Funny Sms  : 1

ik Admi Talwar Lekar Masjeed Ghaya

Or hawaz De aap Me Kohi Musalman hai

ik Buzarg Bolay me ho

Admi Buzarg ko Bahir lay Gaya Or ik Baqra

 Zebah Kar k De Diya

Per Masjeed ghaya talwar Se Khoon Tapaak Raha 

 taa Pir Bolah Or Kohi Musalmam Hai Hawaz hayi

Molvi Sahab hai 

Molvi Ghosay Se Bola Kamina Joot Bolta hai

Mujay Too Kalma Be Nahi aata

Funny Sms  : 2

Ab Tere Sms Mein Wo Zook-e-Muhabat nahi Rahi

Dost

Lgta hai Tere Sath B Kohi Bachi Set Hogai hai

Funny Sms   : 3

Khudi Ko kar kanjos Itna 

K har Sms Bhejny say Pelay

Service Center Waly Call Kar K Khud Poochen 

Paa g Paki Gal a Bhejna ay

k sending Fail Kariye

Funny Sms : 4

Kitnay Zalim hai Teri Ghali k Bachy

Jan 

Kutaa Pechay Laga k Kety Hai Ashiqu Ki Speed Deko 

Funny Sms  : 5

I Admi Masjid Me Elaan Krne Gaya To Usy Bari Maar Pari

Q K

Waham Mike Me Current Taa

Admi Hath lagaty He Bola Hazraat

O Tohadi Pehn Nu ....:D

Funny Sms   : 6

London K Ajaib Ghar Me 1 Aesa Pajama hai 

Jis Per Bohut Porani Potti K Dhabbe hain 

Jis Per Her Tara Ka Chemical Istimal Ker k Dekh Liya 

Magar Wo  Dhabby Khatam Nahi Hove

Kaha Ye Jata Hai K Ye Wo Pajama Hai Jiss Pehn Kar 

Altaf Bahi 

Karachi Se Bhage Thy

Funny Sms  : 7

2 Arbi 1 Dosray Ko Arbi me Galiyan   De Rahe te 

1 Baluch Qarib Se Guzaty Howy Is K Pass Akar Bola 

Qari Sahab Hamare Leye B Doa Karo

Sardar Funny Jocks  : 8

Sardar: Bv Se Agar Oprtion Me Meri Mout Ho Jaye Tu

Opretion Kernay Wakay Dr : Se Shadi Ker Lena

Bv : Aisy Q Keh Rahy Ho Je ?

Sardar : To Kiya Dr : Ko Maaf Kar Dun